Pardon the sexual innuendos that may arise from such a phrase, but the majority of you who read this will know the phrase.
'Milking it' is the act of continuously going on about something, be it an event you attended, a holiday you went on, or an amount of alcohol you drank last night.
You have all experienced it, someone constantly talking about something they did, just for the attention. Good lord, it is the most frustrating thing on the planet. Here is a helpful step by step programme I have devised to stop people from milking things constantly.
Step 1: Tell people about what you did, once.
Step 2: Shut up.
See? That's not too hard is it? Of course it isn't, and the more times you mention it, the more annoyed people will be with you, and they will leave you to milk it, on your own, in a corner. (Again, apologies for the innuendo)
Especially, in this day and age, where we have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, you only need to mention it once on each site. If I see you post #Maga15, or something similar, more than once I will find you, and kill you.
Please, don't be a milk.
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